Tanning is one of the greatest hobbies in the world. You lay down and relax, read a book or surf the internet on your smart phone and after a few hours you go back inside with your body just crackling with vitamin D and your skin looking fantastic. It’s a winning situation in every possible way so long as you take the proper steps to avoid over tanning and burning your skin. Everything in moderation and done properly. This is the nature of all things and it’s very true and important when it comes to tanning as well. Good sun screen, good place to hang out while tanning, all these things are important. You got to come correct and make sure your tanning game is on point. No slipping up when you’re tanning or you’ll end up ghastly pale and having to take vitamin D pills to make up for it. That reminds me I do have to take my vitamin D pills for the day, hold on for a moment please.
OK, got that taken care of and now I’m good to go. Tanning in the winter is hard, if not impossible. You have to find the rare days of sun and then find ways to get your skin exposed to those golden rays without freezing your buns off. Frostbite is not a good look and you should avoid that at all costs. Now there are other options for tanning besides using the sun. Tanning salons exist and can get your body all kinds of golden, but there is a lot of debate about how safe they are. Are tanning beds good for you in the long term or can they lead to all sorts of skin damage and skin cancers? Generally speaking tanning can have a mild impact on your skin’s health but the tanning bed link to cancer is hotly debated.
There are also tanning tablets that can give you the look you crave. These are supplements you take like a vitamin and they help your body release melanin to give your skin the dark lush appearance you want it to have. These supplements are all natural and some may even help with weight loss as the chemical transfer in your body to tan your skin may help burn calories. This is a very safe and effective way to tan without having access to the sun. You do not want to miss out on having a beautiful bronze body just because you’re trapped in a cold climate.
So get some tan in a bottle. Get yourself some golden skin in a safe and controlled fashion that will make you look and feel great. This is the change you want in your life and you can make it happen by doing what you need to do to make sure you look great and feel great whenever possible. This is your moment to shine and nothing is going to hold you back. Time to look and feel your absolute best with only good things to come in the future.
Fishing is a great way to spend a day. You get to hang out on the water, communing with nature and then battling some of nature’s fiercest warriors, in this case five to nine pound fish that just want some food and you’ve tricked them into biting your lure. Still it’s what passes for battle these days so I guess people find something redeeming in it. Still once you’ve made you decision to go out fishing for the day it’s time to really gear up to make it a special day. You don’t want to be caught out on the water with less than acceptable gear, you’ll be a laughingstock, the butt of all the jokes that all the fishermen tell. Do not let that fate befall you good sir. Nay I say to that, Nay!
So the first thing you’ll need is an excellent cooler for your beer. Beer is the most vital part of the fishing trip. No self-respecting fisherman is going to be sober during a fishing trip so having an excellent cooler to keep your beer ice cold is very important. So get a really good cooler and stock that baby up with some brews so you can hit the water with a mild buzz on. You don’t want to get drunk, drunk fishing leads to all sorts of accidents you really don’t want to have to explain to your friends and family.
Then you’ll need to get a really good fishing rod. Can’t be cheap on your fishing rod because that’s the thing that’ll do the heavy lifting when it comes to your battle with the fish. Catching these pesky little scamps is a lot harder than it looks and you want to find a rod that can handle the weight of the fish and give you enough slack to be able to battle the fish to exhaustion before capturing it.
You’ll need to find some really amazing lures while you’re at it also. Lures are a big part of the fishing game and if you got the wrong lure for the job then you got no fish and that makes you look pretty bad. Make sure you know exactly the fish you’re going after and what sort of lures attract those fish. This is not a place to be making mistakes.
Of course you’ll need a boat to go out and get the fish with. Look around online for the best kayak fishing you can find. There are tons of kayaks out there that are options for you to purchase it’s up to you to figure out which one will serve you best and then go out and close the deal for it.
Once you got all your stuff ready to go it’s time to go out there and really defeat these fish. Show them who rules when it comes to the high seas. Your Instagram will be full of fish that have been caught by you the great fisherman who has come to show the world his skill.
You finally hit it big. The dice just couldn’t go wrong for you and after nearly two hours of rolling you turned a few hundred dollars into tens of thousands of dollars. It’s the kind of night everyone dreams about and it’s happened to you. Now is the time to be smart with your money, protect it, don’t give any of it back. This is where suckers press their luck and end up turning the best night of their lives into the worst week of their life. Listen to me and we’ll do things right here, we’ll get you squared away and on the road to a good life. I’ve never steered you wrong before so you can trust me on this issue. You’re going to be doing just fine, I promise.
First of all we got to pay down all your credit cards. You were living way beyond your means for far too long and it’s time to get back to reality here. We need your credit score to be somewhere in the six hundreds, not the four hundreds. This money is a get out of credit jail free card and you need to use it as such. No more reckless wining and dining of the ladies. I know you want to look like a big shot but now is not the time and place for such nonsense.
Second your house is a nightmare. There’s so much damage in this place that we can’t be allowing everyone to see this place in its current condition. You need to call the folks at Pristine handyman services and have them come out and fix all the problems you have here.
Get some new carpets put down, clean the walls, repair those windows that are drafty. Check the air conditioner. Let these pros come in and really give the place a once over and see exactly what needs to get done. They’ll figure this out for you and get your place looking tip top really quick. These are good people, trust me when I say you can count on them.
Third you’ll want to avoid all your so called friends. Word of a big score goes through Las Vegas like wildfire. This is a town where good fortune can turn into misfortune really quickly if you don’t get out in front of it. Tell everyone you know that nobody’s getting nothing if they ask for anything. You got to be firm from the start and that’ll keep people from putting their hands out looking for some charity. You’re not the fairy godmother, you don’t give away your money for nothing.
Finally you’ll want to make some savvy investments. Maybe get a cheap condo and rent it out, or wait for bitcoin to drop below ten thousand dollars and then buy as much of it as you can. These cryptocurrencies are a big deal and there is huge money to be made in them. Trust me on this, I know what I’m talking about.